Portrait Of The Artist As A No Longer Young Man: Yoūse Either Die Or Live Long Enough...
To experience this six-year-old silver-screen simpatico, turned edgy Playboy teen dream, become legacy toast of the town as a sunny maternal daytime chat-show host.
To witness one of your favoritest eff-tha-police rebellious Rap Gods during adolescence, go on to star on a PD procedural that’s now officially longest-running scripted show in TV history.
To peep as eighties-style freaks and geeks, via late-stage capitalism infinitely multiplied by technology, transmogrify, from lovable losers looked upon laughingly, into Pale Horseman of the Apocalypse in this twenty-first century.
To recoil in horror as a Reagan Error relic, silver-spoon-casino-bankrupting-cartoon, self-back-patting pseudo-host of our first Tyson fight, festered into an elderly-reality-show-predator, then predicate-felon president, lingering this millennium as America’s greatest ongoing threat to democracy.
Sometimes life creeps upon us slowly,
But it still flies by way too quick-a-lee.
Time Is A Thief…
Sometimes I feel five.
Today I turned fifty.
And the next?
You’re history.
Doo..Dah…Dippity.
Much love to all those I’ve loved along the journey, too many gone already, but gratefully much more who will continue long after me.
#FDT and I.C.E.…eternally.
BOO any fool who disagrees.
LOVE-and-P-E-A-C-E-FULLY,
Matthew Koelling
aka
(among other monikers)
BOMBY
